Non-bebe...yet

Today's rejected birth place(s):
1) The Apple Store
2) La Madaline
3) The Library
4) Surrounded by my neighbor's puppies

11pm and no baby yet. I don't know what to do with myself. I think TV/ ice cream may hold the answer.

P.S. Here is another place the kid rejected: #5 Lenscrafters.
I went in to get my glasses adjusted for the third time this month. They don't seem to fit right no matter what I do. Either they fall off, sit crooked, or give me a splitting headache. They still aren't quite right but I am tired of making trips to the mall. During my final (I swear) trip to Lenscrafters yesterday I got the usual "When are you due" questions and got to use the fun overdue answer, "4 days ago". Everybody gasped and one of the managers said he went through three years of Medical School so if I dropped the kid in his store I could be comforted by his semi-doctor status!