Tonight after shopping at our local CVS we proceeded to the check out line and turned our items over to the lady at the register (whom I will refer to as "LATR" in the following conversation).
Me/Tony: Hello.
LATR: How are ya'll this evening?
Me/Tony: Fine thanks.
LATR: So, Wnn u r Tu?
Me: (confused squint) Pardon?
LATR: Ummm....
Me: I'm sorry? I don't think I understood you correctly.
LATR: (terrified silence)
Tony: June 17th! She's due June 17th.
LATR: Oh, thank God!
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- Fly alone with Alice- DONE
- Take T and Alice skiing for 1st time
- Assist Alice and T in choosing family dog
- Yell like a freakshow at Alice's Soccer game
- Walk Alice to her first day of school
- Mommy/ Baby Bath- DONE
- Splish around in Pacific, Atlantic, Aegean
- Double Dutch
- Sew her Halloween costume(s)- DONE(ish)
- Eat lots of BBQ and cobbler in Sweetwater
- Visit the Great-Great-Grandparent graves in Sweetwater
- Sit for a multi-generational family painting
- Massive family reunion squirtgun battle
- Build luminarias for Baby J
- Smell an X-mas piñon fire at Grandma's house-DONE
- Ride the Ft. Worth zoo Camel
- Dogsled
- Picnic at the Grand Canyon
- Go swimming at Barton Creek
- T- Take Alice to Rome where Mom and Dad met
- T- Have Alice read J.R. Tolkien to me
- Read C.S. Lewis to Alice
- Get Alice to identify Pleiades
- T- Roadtrip to Canada
- Build Alice a rockin' treehouse
- T- Camping (chop wood, build fire)
- Bake Gingerbread men- eat their heads
- Mother Daughter "Clue" tournament
- Show Alice how to groom a horse
- Take Alice and Tony to Zozobra Burning
- Take Alice to Balloon FIesta
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2 comments:
When I was 16, I worked at a grocery store as a cashier. One time a lady came through the line and I asked her when she was due. She said, "I had my baby a year ago."
I never asked another person when they were due.
I don't think this lady will ever ask again! She was so frazzled by her close call that she was shaking. I kept reassuring her "I am pregnant, this is really a baby, you were right!" but she was inconsolable.
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