During the creation of this comic my husband would meander near my workspace and say things like, "Sweetie, how do you feel about pizza for dinn-GAHH!! MY EYES!!!!"
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Things I swear to do with Alice before I go
- Fly alone with Alice- DONE
- Take T and Alice skiing for 1st time
- Assist Alice and T in choosing family dog
- Yell like a freakshow at Alice's Soccer game
- Walk Alice to her first day of school
- Mommy/ Baby Bath- DONE
- Splish around in Pacific, Atlantic, Aegean
- Double Dutch
- Sew her Halloween costume(s)- DONE(ish)
- Eat lots of BBQ and cobbler in Sweetwater
- Visit the Great-Great-Grandparent graves in Sweetwater
- Sit for a multi-generational family painting
- Massive family reunion squirtgun battle
- Build luminarias for Baby J
- Smell an X-mas piñon fire at Grandma's house-DONE
- Ride the Ft. Worth zoo Camel
- Dogsled
- Picnic at the Grand Canyon
- Go swimming at Barton Creek
- T- Take Alice to Rome where Mom and Dad met
- T- Have Alice read J.R. Tolkien to me
- Read C.S. Lewis to Alice
- Get Alice to identify Pleiades
- T- Roadtrip to Canada
- Build Alice a rockin' treehouse
- T- Camping (chop wood, build fire)
- Bake Gingerbread men- eat their heads
- Mother Daughter "Clue" tournament
- Show Alice how to groom a horse
- Take Alice and Tony to Zozobra Burning
- Take Alice to Balloon FIesta
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- Shot in the Head
- Stay away from my Fingers! STAY AWAY!!
- Yes Dear.
- Dead Bunny comic
- Death of Achillies
- JOE was an English Major...obviously.
- 3-D rendered Death
- Happy Birthday Month Nicole!
- Did you ever see Open Water?
- Tray Tables UP
- Technical Difficulties
- Two Over-Wing Exits
- 1,440 minuets...wasted
- Yikes
- You wouldn't believe my browser history while rese...
- Ladies and Gentlemen: My Dad
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3 comments:
All I have to say is BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I'm changing my answer to include a horse, a Rabbi, and a midget.
"Why," you say.
"Because it's always funnier with a midget." I reply with a knowing wink and an inappropriate nudge.
Even funnier with the addition of a Little Person who was adept at fashioning erotic balloon animals...I'm just saying.
Ohhhh - the possiblities are endless!
Little person? Check. Erotic balloon animals? Check. Pleasure swing? Check. Children screaming, "Mommy, why is that man dangling from the ceiling dead?!" To which the mother's clutching their children reply, "Yes, Timmy, and I guess it's because he forgot to eat his veggies and stretch appropriately before attempting demented sexual acts."? Check.
What does this all add up to, kids? Best. Circus. Ever.
Joanna
P. S. The first comment was also me -- I forgot to sign my name. Enough with this "anonymous" crap. I WANT MY GLORY, DAMMIT!!
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